What is it? UPDATED

I bought myself a present, what is it?



UPDATED 2/20/2011

It is supposed to be a puppy. It is a paper stapler which does not use metal staples. In some magical way it cuts a tab and a slot, then folds and slides the paper through the slot like a stitch. It works very well for up to four sheets as long as it is on a level firm surface.





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